Title says it all. I work full time and have United healthcare. A few months ago I had a colonoscopy due to a medical phenomenon I was experiencing known as “shitting blood”. They found a cancerous polyp and removed it. But folks, let me tell you - the real cancerous polyp is United Healthcare, enemy of humanity and scourge of God. They’re refusing to provide coverage, leaving me with a 2.3k bill. I’m being charged $700 for anesthesia I didn’t even ask for - talk about a pain in the ass.
Anyone have any stickers of any of the Mario brothers they can post during this trying time?


The bright side is that the money UHG saves on your claim goes toward the literally billions of dollars in stock buy-backs they do in a year. You are helping a sad little exec afford a summer home or a bigger boat. You are part of something great!