• FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    3 days ago

    “President Trump has … unleashed an energy revolution, and sent Americans’ 401(k)s climbing to record highs,”

    1. That has got to be the most impressively misleading euphemism I have ever seen
    2. Just don’t ask which Americans, and really don’t ask what happens ~6 months from now
    • Lussy [he/him, des/pair]@hexbear.net
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      2 days ago

      Energy revolution that has seen incredible growth for two Americans in Mr. Darren Woods and Mr. Mike Wirth, who say they’ve never had a better time managing expenses. We also interviewed a Mr. James Taiclet while he was tending to his Lilacs and tomato plants. He says he has never had more confidence in his retirement plans.