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Malort_Owl [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 14 days ago

What is your favorite Malört based cocktails?

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What is your favorite Malört based cocktails?

Malort_Owl [he/him, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.net · 14 days ago
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  • SwagliacciTheBadClown [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    “The lake shore drive”

    1.5 oz malort

    1 hit of lsd

    Consume on the south side, head north until you start making people nervous

    • Malort_Owl [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      13 days ago

      I might need to try this one

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    14 days ago

    I prefer a megroni. Malort, vermouth, and gin in equal quantities.

  • SwagliacciTheBadClown [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    “The argument”

    1.5 oz malort

    Start with an enjoyable evening out; finish off with everyone angry but no one recalls why

  • BobDole [none/use name]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    disgost

  • SwagliacciTheBadClown [comrade/them, null/void]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    “The cloud gate”

    1.5 oz malort

    1 the largest bean you can acquire (cannelini or great northern work well)

    Float the bean on the malort

  • radio_free_asgarthr [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    There is also the Chicago coffee. Take a cup of coffee and a shot of malort.

  • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    New owl dropped?

    • Malort_Owl [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      13 days ago

      The windy city is home to all kinds of birds

  • mrfugu [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    I mix malort with rumple minze

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      13 days ago

      Ah, yes. The Chicago Winter

  • Keld [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    13 days ago

    Okay but like akvavit based cocktails are an actual thing in Scandinavia. Like malort is just an akvavit.

    • Malort_Owl [he/him, any]@hexbear.netOP
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      13 days ago

      Since wormwood and anise are the dominant herbs, I think it is closer to absinthe. Which is also a common Scandinavian liquor.

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        12 days ago

        You can have anise dominant akvavits. You can even have berry dominant akvavits traditionally served with whipped cream. Welcome to the thunderdome

        Edit: Also the name malort is just malurt, the word for wormwood. And wormwood is a normal flavor for akvavit.

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