“The lake shore drive”
1.5 oz malort
1 hit of lsd
Consume on the south side, head north until you start making people nervous
I might need to try this one
I prefer a megroni. Malort, vermouth, and gin in equal quantities.
“The argument”
1.5 oz malort
Start with an enjoyable evening out; finish off with everyone angry but no one recalls why

“The cloud gate”
1.5 oz malort
1 the largest bean you can acquire (cannelini or great northern work well)
Float the bean on the malort
There is also the Chicago coffee. Take a cup of coffee and a shot of malort.
New owl dropped?
The windy city is home to all kinds of birds
I mix malort with rumple minze
Ah, yes. The Chicago Winter
Okay but like akvavit based cocktails are an actual thing in Scandinavia. Like malort is just an akvavit.
Since wormwood and anise are the dominant herbs, I think it is closer to absinthe. Which is also a common Scandinavian liquor.
You can have anise dominant akvavits. You can even have berry dominant akvavits traditionally served with whipped cream. Welcome to the thunderdome
Edit: Also the name malort is just malurt, the word for wormwood. And wormwood is a normal flavor for akvavit.







