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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago

Every so often someone asks "what conspiracy theory do you believe in" and I believe in this one

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Every so often someone asks "what conspiracy theory do you believe in" and I believe in this one

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corgiwithalaptop [any, love/loves]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 days ago
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    They harvest your hair oil at the water treatment plant. Humans are bioreactors for big water. Why do you think they send so much on advertising shampoos, telling you to shower constantly? Like that doesnt make your scalp just make more oil. You are being conditioned

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      I just checked my bathroom and… scared

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