She corroborated Gore Vidal’s story, continuing: “That man [Johnson] was crouching over the corpse, no longer chuckling but breathing hard and moving his body rhythmically. At first I thought he must be performing some mysterious symbolic rite he’d learned from Mexicans or Indians as a boy. And then I realized – there is only one way to say this – he was literally fucking my husband in the throat. In the bullet wound in the front of his throat. He reached a climax and he dismounted. I froze. The next thing I remember, he was being sworn in as the new President.”
Source is The Realist magazine, issue #74, May 1967. “The Parts Left Out of the Kennedy Book.” Obviously satire, but it pissed off enough people that there were Congressional hearings about it.
Oddly enough, the LBJ x JFK’s exit wound mpreg was neither cringe nor borderline conspiratorial
I think I’m gonna not click on that link
[CW: Necrophilia] Transcript
She corroborated Gore Vidal’s story, continuing: “That man [Johnson] was crouching over the corpse, no longer chuckling but breathing hard and moving his body rhythmically. At first I thought he must be performing some mysterious symbolic rite he’d learned from Mexicans or Indians as a boy. And then I realized – there is only one way to say this – he was literally fucking my husband in the throat. In the bullet wound in the front of his throat. He reached a climax and he dismounted. I froze. The next thing I remember, he was being sworn in as the new President.”
Source is The Realist magazine, issue #74, May 1967. “The Parts Left Out of the Kennedy Book.” Obviously satire, but it pissed off enough people that there were Congressional hearings about it.
Congressional level trolling.