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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago

HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites

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HHS Replaces Childhood Vaccination Schedule With List Of Recommended Animal Bites

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Midnight@slrpnk.net to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 2 months ago
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WASHINGTON—Revising the former timetable to reflect its latest public guidelines, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services replaced the childhood vaccination schedule Friday with a list of recommended animal bites. “It’s highly important that kids receive at least 15 bites from a variety of mammals, reptiles, and insects before they reach the age of […]
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