Please do this. They’ve been frothing at the mouth about busloads of Antifa showing up for like 10 years now, they’ll never suspect a Corgi with a laptop. And I’m pretty sure dogs don’t pay cover. A lap dance for the dog is extra, though.
I think then you owe Pete a portion of whatever tips you get for the dog sitting in people’s laps, or else there’s some kind of predatory employment contract involved.
Please do this. They’ve been frothing at the mouth about busloads of Antifa showing up for like 10 years now, they’ll never suspect a Corgi with a laptop. And I’m pretty sure dogs don’t pay cover. A lap dance for the dog is extra, though.
If the pup jumps on peoples laps, does the dog get paid?
I think then you owe Pete a portion of whatever tips you get for the dog sitting in people’s laps, or else there’s some kind of predatory employment contract involved.
i’ve only seen movies but i think the protocol is to slide a dollar under the dog’s collar