Hey pup-nerds, new mega 
Edit 1: Just leaving the biggest mic drop in music history here:
If you’re a dog
A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff
If you’re a fruit
A tomato full of juice
Edit 2: This bureaucrat mega is more communal, everyone is welcome to guest-post.
I miss that bit account. It was never gonna work out long term but it was very fun while it lasted
Yeah…
Wan wan
Back when I played forum mafia we called an account shared by multiple people a “hydra”
i preferred bureaucat
Sees all of Ukraine in range:
I’m tempted to lock this as a bit
This would be a great opportunity to actually start LARPing as legalist bureacrat so please don’t
I made my first hexbear posts on that account, and made this account to add to the bit as the most famous bureaucrat, Hermes Conrad. Glad to see it return
I’m allowed to post? Well then I don’t want to anymore
TY MNE ZVONILA,
[!!!]MENYA ISKALA
(HELLO~?)NO YA BYL ZANYAT
KONETS KVARTALA
[SYNTH NOISES](See it’s funny because I’m quoting Bioconstructor - “Bureaucrat”)
The fruit bats I represent are, at this moment, ready for war :3
They are ready for peace as well but apparently it seems the cost of peace is war rn
