Hey pup-nerds, new mega 
Edit 1: Just leaving the biggest mic drop in music history here:
If you’re a dog
A little puppy going ruff, ruff, ruff
If you’re a fruit
A tomato full of juice
Edit 2: This bureaucrat mega is more communal, everyone is welcome to guest-post.
TY MNE ZVONILA,
[!!!]
MENYA ISKALA
(HELLO~?)
NO YA BYL ZANYAT
KONETS KVARTALA
[SYNTH NOISES]
(See it’s funny because I’m quoting Bioconstructor - “Bureaucrat”)