Back to your original thing. Information warfare is less important when your enemies are this openly goofy and evil.
Let us never forget
And we’re selling liberation not a murder house. I’ve been told on 5 separate occasions i would make a great dictator both in that my policies would be good and I would see them done but also I guess I give a vibe. During a very snowy winter in third grade the soccer field became a battle field of snow forts and due to a bit catching oddly big and then going too far, I ended out with an empire. I was reading a lot of Far Side at the time and when my friends and I were building a snow fort I declared myself Emperor Chicken and demanded my palace have a throne. My friends kinda went along with it as a gag, then it spread. Next thing I know snow is being thrown in my name and every lunch period is a pitched battle between those who pledged their fealty and those who opposed my reign. By this point I was a figurehead for third graders just wanting to have a big snow war. But snowball fights were not allowed for good reason and as more kids got in trouble I was eventually called down to the office after what I’m sure was a really funny discussion between the principle and vice principle for how to deal with their 3rd grade Julius Caesar. I didnt end out getting in any real trouble about it, just got told to cut it out. I’m pretty sure being nine i couldnt explain well that it went out of my hands pretty much immediately and I was basically a figurehead by day 3, but considering I had a pretorean guard of 12 year olds, I bet they pieced it together.
Later stuff was probably just cause I’m nice, look out for others and have pretty clesr cut ideas for how the world should be run.
I agree. My parents laughed their asses off when they found out why I was in trouble. I wasnt even like…a popular kid, i was comfortably in the middle that way. Everyone was building forts in anticipation of the first break of the snowball ban, cause once it started full on it was too many kids for the underpaid lunch monitors to bother with, especially while they were hyped up on snowball war energy. So the rule was broken en mass every winter and generally only the person who fired the first shot got punished. Cause it eas easier for the school administration im sure. They can’t suspend the entire school for engaging in warfare. That would make newspapers. Kids just got really hyped on a cool game they could play where they could fight and kids love that. For about 2 weeks I was Ozymandias
Back to your original thing. Information warfare is less important when your enemies are this openly goofy and evil.
Let us never forget
And we’re selling liberation not a murder house. I’ve been told on 5 separate occasions i would make a great dictator both in that my policies would be good and I would see them done but also I guess I give a vibe. During a very snowy winter in third grade the soccer field became a battle field of snow forts and due to a bit catching oddly big and then going too far, I ended out with an empire. I was reading a lot of Far Side at the time and when my friends and I were building a snow fort I declared myself Emperor Chicken and demanded my palace have a throne. My friends kinda went along with it as a gag, then it spread. Next thing I know snow is being thrown in my name and every lunch period is a pitched battle between those who pledged their fealty and those who opposed my reign. By this point I was a figurehead for third graders just wanting to have a big snow war. But snowball fights were not allowed for good reason and as more kids got in trouble I was eventually called down to the office after what I’m sure was a really funny discussion between the principle and vice principle for how to deal with their 3rd grade Julius Caesar. I didnt end out getting in any real trouble about it, just got told to cut it out. I’m pretty sure being nine i couldnt explain well that it went out of my hands pretty much immediately and I was basically a figurehead by day 3, but considering I had a pretorean guard of 12 year olds, I bet they pieced it together.
Later stuff was probably just cause I’m nice, look out for others and have pretty clesr cut ideas for how the world should be run.
This is an incredibly funny story.
I agree. My parents laughed their asses off when they found out why I was in trouble. I wasnt even like…a popular kid, i was comfortably in the middle that way. Everyone was building forts in anticipation of the first break of the snowball ban, cause once it started full on it was too many kids for the underpaid lunch monitors to bother with, especially while they were hyped up on snowball war energy. So the rule was broken en mass every winter and generally only the person who fired the first shot got punished. Cause it eas easier for the school administration im sure. They can’t suspend the entire school for engaging in warfare. That would make newspapers. Kids just got really hyped on a cool game they could play where they could fight and kids love that. For about 2 weeks I was Ozymandias