Fig. 1: The new Hermaphroditic Click Bug by Ream Co. One click for female, and two clicks for male. Fun for all ages.

~Limit two per customer.~

“Bop it! Pull it! Spin it!”

Let’s do the timewarp again.

To activate your gender, push until the beetle clicks

DO NOT LICK BUG

Expand dong.

Fig. 1. Method to determine the sex of the beetle.

Cursed pez dispenser

Click click boom

Sexing Beatles

First, pre-heat your oven to 350F.

Pervert entomologist

Transgender everywhere! 🫲🍊🫱

Initiate docking procedure!

D. take screenshot