Underwear stain -> shart
Pants stain -> shit
marx failed to consider this
Somehow I really doubt that
:kelly: farty line
Ew “straight” up pooping yourself? Here we only gay up pooping ourselves
don’t poop shame me:(
Only quitters shart, true revolutionaries follow through with what they started, shit your pants comrade
They might as well just take the bowl of a pinch
Sharting is merely the outcome of the heightened contradictions between shitting and farting. It’s a perfect example of dialectics in motion.
a cavalier attitude may one day backfire when least expected, we must take care to avoid falling into decadence
Every single one is telling it to be 100% true, it’s just the best way to spread disease even if it’s
there is only shitting yourself, albeit in gradients: a little, a moderate amount, and a lot. “sharting” is merely a polite shorthand for the first category
now, the line between a little and moderate, moderate and a lot? here lies an expanse of potential new learning.
You will know when it happens to you.
A shart is straight up pooping yourself
nuh uh
I wouldn’t walk around telling people i didn’t shit myself, if i sharted
my “i didn’t shit myself” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt
when does a shart begin?
does it start with a buldak 3x?
is it begun when two farts are one
when does a shart begin?
