Am I really supposed to believe the world’s greatest soldier doesn’t have enough sense to use his asshole when necessary
Come on, Snake. This is why Ocelot preferred your dad. 
there were already too many cigarettes up there
He’d have to cut a hole in his sneaking suit.
Shouldn’t there already be a hole for pooping
Or did his nanomachines eat his feces
Snake eats at least 30 full size soldier rations in the 18 hours he’s at Shadow Moses so he’s definitely shitting in the suit
Maybe it has something to do with his stomach acid being suppressed by naomi’s foxdie shot that makes him not poop?
But he doesn’t drink any water
Because it wasnt an NTSC card
he sewed his asshole shut so he wouldn’t risk shitting and the scent being traced to him
edit: spec ops do this all the time i read about it on ao3
