“Aryan goddess”
The first thing I thought was Persian / North Indian woman. So odd that Nazis co-opted that history.
What a disgusting piece of text. 🤮
Fake and gay.
Fake: anon got laid
Gay: anon went to a gym
“I beat the game”
Lmao, people who think marriage is like the final boss of a video game clearly have no idea what kind of life they’re in for. You got married, congrats, you beat THE TUTORIAL. Now welcome to REAL LIFE.
I have met newlyweds like this. They don’t last. Nothing wrong with celebrating the marriage, of course, but “happily ever after” is a fairy tale for a reason.
Satire but horrendous views on women which now that i say it maybe means it isnt satire given 4chan. Oh wait theyre dating, yeah its satire
lose my virginity to her
Obviously fake. As if a 4chan user is ever going to lose his virginity.
