I only applied to fulfill a cruel Republican mandated bureaucratic legal obligation so I can get paid unemployment! I don’t want your job, i have a job! Why am I getting calls for “business consultant” when my resume is literally “i worked retail and stumbled my way up to chef” I APPLIED BECAUSE I THOUGHT THEY WOULDN’T CALL 
I don’t know i didn’t ask, i don’t like phone calls even when they’re for something I wanna do
I just wanna stay at home and grill! And go back to work in August and grill!