Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agoTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netimagemessage-square43linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up181arrow-down1imageTHEY TOOK MY ASS I CAN'T SHIThexbear.netDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square43linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoHow did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoEh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoI know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months ago h-how much?
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoA small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoI can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it. Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
minus-square9to5 [any, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoAllright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
minus-squareDort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoDeal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass
How did you write this when they took your eyeballs as well ?
Eh, I can take or leave the eyes, but my ass, I NEED THAT!
I know a guy who sells asses. I can hook you up if you pay me
A small payment of a 10 million dollars should be enough. (Only in cash though) I take goldbars and diamonds as well.
I can give you five owl pellets, take it or leave it.
Refuse me and be known as the one that denied me my ass.
Allright lets say seven owl pellets and I can get you the ass in mint condition by tuesday.
Deal, I’ve always wanted a minty ass