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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

stonks but i invest my entire portfolio in broths and bouillons

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stonks but i invest my entire portfolio in broths and bouillons

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badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 4 months ago

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Soup futures are not for the faint of heart.
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  all my assets would be liquid, tho
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    And if you are faint of heart, soup might be more easily handled than solid foods. I stand corrected.
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