Me: “wow, I never want to have kids.”

Parents: “WHAT? It’s the lost wonderful experience ever!!!”

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    3 days ago

    me reading this after my cats have woken me up in the middle of the night every day for the past 2 years

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      2 days ago

      My cat has started licking and nibbling on my face at random times in the night & when I decide I’ve had enough and try to push her away she gets PISSED and attacks me, few months ago she hit me right in the eye and I had a cut on my eye lid. Great way to wake up & see it’s about an hour before work 😂😅 god I do love that little kitty tho