This is, like, the fifth time I’ve seen this headline. Everytime the mention that one study that says people get the disorder from eating too much cat shit. Sure. That totally sounds like a thing that happens often enough for a study to find that as a significant cause. This article, however, said that study met “mixed reception.” So it went on for a few minutes without saying anything and concluded “We just don’t know enough about the link between schizophrenia and cats.” This, my comrades, is real science.

When the voice is about to talk to you and its voice says some unnerving shit to perfect parry its own unnerving shit.