I like to imagine every time he does the weather he’s got like half his shift un-tucked and is wobbling back and forth and is like: “Okkkkaaay so… hiccup there’s like, some rain cominggggssss. Oh jeez, fuck, can you guysss turn down those lights, my head, fuck. Okay so like, it’s going to rain, and uhhhhhh, hold on I got to piss.”