FourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agoNobody wants to fund my business venture for a coffee place where we fuck your wife while you wait for your ordermessage-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up171arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up171arrow-down1message-squareNobody wants to fund my business venture for a coffee place where we fuck your wife while you wait for your orderFourteenEyes [he/him]@hexbear.net to badposting@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square25linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squaretithonis [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·3 months agoIf you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, I’ll finance your business venture. And fuck your wife. We’re challenge pissing.
minus-squareOmegamint [comrade/them, doe/deer]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoFuck you, Baltimore!
minus-squaretithonis [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·3 months agoLove Baltimore, love challenge pissing, simple as
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·3 months agoFrom a standing position?
minus-squaretithonis [she/her]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·3 months agoI’ll decide depending on whether you end up dry or not. Are you one to gamble?
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoI think i may be able to manage it from a sta ding position, it means I only need a 3 foot stream, its be an effort but I think I could at least get close
If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up and not get wet, I’ll finance your business venture. And fuck your wife. We’re challenge pissing.
Fuck you, Baltimore!
Love Baltimore, love challenge pissing, simple as
From a standing position?
I’ll decide depending on whether you end up dry or not. Are you one to gamble?
I think i may be able to manage it from a sta ding position, it means I only need a 3 foot stream, its be an effort but I think I could at least get close