*“What’s the matter? Don’t like the extra spice in your salad?” *🥗
I love Whores D’oeurves
And I’m willing to pay for Queef Wellington. 😜
You probably check your whoroscope
Lol, I dig your art style!
Awww. Thanks. ☺️
No pumpkin spice?
In May?
In Argentina there’s this street food called choripan (it’s like a hotdog) and a blowjob is called pete. So, there this urban legend that in some places is the perifery you can get a “choripete” where you bought a choripan and it came with a blowjob.
When I lived there President Menem was trying to rally populists so he could run for a 3rd (unconstitutional) term…he got them to roll back prostitution and drunk driving laws and as my friend Gonzalo declared: ‘I can get a blow job while driving and drinking Jack Daniels!’
I miss choripán.
Can I get extra prostitute? On the side…
And does she come with unlimited refills? 😉





