You don’t?

My mom is taking a long drive from San Francisco to Salt Lake tomorrow. I’d go with her if I could, but life needs me in the bay area. It’s a terrible drive but it’s lots of fun with good music and if you know what sights to look for, like the alligators west of elko (I refuse to elaborate go find them yourself) and where to eat. Just don’t stop at Imlay without all your bros because I know it’s art but it’s creepy and weird and we felt like we were going to get axe murdered the entire time we were there