• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Rockstar always gets me.

    “Okay, so is it cool if I roll out of bed around noon, pound a 40, and come to work for a few hours while expecting a high salary and constant praise?”

    “No, of course not.”

    “Then, in your own words, why don’t you tell me what you think a rockstar is. Is the rockstar in the room with us right now?”

    • Aeri@lemmy.world
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      29 days ago

      Everybody wants a rockstar employee until I show up coked out of my mind for work smh.

      • darkmarx@lemmy.world
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        29 days ago

        Hey, as long as you’re a good coder, I don’t care how high you are. Though I’ll need to find a way to explain the new “Misc” category in my budget.