Best the US can do with its money is give their Gestapo a bigger slush fund. Also they can pretend the giant $4.6 trillion budgetary hole caused by billionaire tax breaks costs the US $0. These are your US Republicans who claim to be more responsible with taxpayers’ money.

Time for my least favorite game… “Imagine a Democrat was in office!”

Dem in office:

Fox News: AHHHHHHHHH, THE DEBTTTTT!!! WE’RE ALL GOING TO DIE!! THE DEMOCRATS KILLED US!

Republican in office:

Fox News: Why are transgender people coming to take your hamburgers away? They hate America that’s why! More on this and nothing else tonight.

Republicans: Not if we can make it bigger!