(This post is about lab grown diamonds)
You can identify alchemist gold by its extreme purity.
Real gold has imperfections and impurities that make it better.
Yet no one wants to buy my lab made imperfections and impurties! That’s bullshit. The stuff coming out of my lab is so impure, so opposite of perfect that it must be able to multiply the value of any diamond by a lot!
Trust me, I’m pissing on the gold transmutation circle every time, theres no way to tell the difference with the real thing
Ha I was going to post “this is actually happening with diamonds” before I clicked through
Basic labor theory of value
(yes I double checked that we are really in badposting before submitting this)
like What’s Up Danger
That’s all it is, comrade, a leap of faith.
200 miles an hour with a blindfold on
(This is a post about badposting without ever checking to make sure you’re in badposting)
Also the mined gold supply is tightly controlled by a cartel who artificially restricts the supply to keep prices high and mines all it’s gold with what are basically slaves.
Two days later, the alchemist is found dead in her lab. Police say she shot herself 8 times in the back before throwing herself out the window and running over herself with an SUV.
Headline: “Disgraced alchemist kills herself in shame after being exposed as fraud”
(This response is about general fuckery and has nothing to do with diamonds. I just hate to see a story without a proper ending.)
