After 2 months into the war, Iran hires assassins to kill Peter thiel and Sam altman. Millions of white boys mobilise. They storm the capitol with iran flag headbands. They all chant the following. “WE ARE ALI KHAMENEI WE CARY THE FLAME OF SHIA” Jerma985, leader of white boys, makes a public statement: "Allah awakened us and helped us see evil doings of israhell and united sstates. We will stop imperialist policies as soon as possible. Inshallah, brighter futures are ahead " (editors note: he could not spell Inshallah properly even though he practiced for half an hour). Thousands of israhelli troopers try to evade second Nuremberg trials but unfortunately for them it is hard to hide their identity as their lowest rank is lieutenant colonel. Oppressed people of world all join together and chant “go white boy go”. Last billionaires and rulers release a statement to media: “WE ARE GOING TO THE LAST PLACE NOT CORRUPTED BY G*MERS! SPACE!”. Unfortunately for them all their space ships are designed by elon musk himself. Russia declares they have liberated a village of 30 people