https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/25/army-max-enlistment-marijuana-restrictions
After missing its recruitment target by 25% in 2022, the US army has changed its approach to attracting more people into the forces, including targeting more gen Z applicants.
However, the average age of recruits has been increasing, with analysts at the Rand Corp in 2023 recommending an increase in the maximum enlisted age as older recruits are “of higher quality, more focused, and more motivated, as well as being ready to ship to basic training more quickly”.
The eligible bachelor shortage crises in NYC is already it’s own dystopian nightmare, this will cause a massive semen famine the likes of which have never historically been seen before.
i am single and ready to mingle but only if you don’t touch me and we read biodiversity collapse statistics together without eye contact
how u doin
The Samine, if you will
Not enough Midwestern oafs moving to NYC to strengthen its holds with their opes and “let me just scootch right past you here”
The city women yearn for the scootch.
Too used to people being like “Ey, i’m walking over heah!”
i did that for a year. that was all i could handle. i require more space and alone time than is available in nyc