On brand for Bloodfeast to ascend to a higher plane of existence but return to earth and run for office anyway instead of fucking off entirely
my longstanding theory is that vietnam (esp. cambodia) was a blood magick ritual coordinated by henry kissinger to grant himself immortality. but he forgot to ask for eternal youth
iraq 2 was dick cheney getting enough blood power together to undo the curse
trump has been talkin’ a lot about death and not getting into heaven and then the first thing that the US does in the Ramadan war is kill a school full of girls, do the math
whatever deal trump made with the dark spirits, it seems like the monkey’s paw side effect was accelerated cognitive decline
It’s like when you haven’t seen a rival in DnD for a while and they’re suddenly an archfiend
this like when you meet gary for the 2nd time and he’s got a fucking gyro
I was going to write some humorous line about the skull throne and bi-partisanism, but it’s honestly so fucking depressing and black pilling to see these guys ascendant.
