I became trans bc someone misgendered me and I was too awkward to correct them
I wanted to be gay but didn’t want to date men
based, but wrong answers only ;3
similarly “my five favorite grandfathers are gay, and i always looked up to them and admired them, and my wife is really hot, so i figured why not?”
Damn, leave some grandpas for the rest of us
no my polyamorous gay grandpas were the best. i got to grow up thinking that kind of love and sharing was normal.
I gave my gender to my (now) brother. His old one was broken, and it’s not like I need one anyway.
The gay frogs in the water supply
Put on a pair of programmer socks. In a venom-esque fashion they brought out my gayest and most feminine urges while refusing to let me take them off.
I fell asleep listening to ASMR, and “ASMR that turns you into a girl” was somewhere in the queue
PUNK ROCK
I doubt there’s a better reason tbh
Well, I was worried I might be gay, so I switched teams. Now I’m totally straight 😉
But lol it actually turns out I was bi… 🤷♀️ se la vie.
I got Max level on the first go around and decided to prestige.
Ate my twin in the womb. (Not actually entirely wrong in my case)
Killing your twin in the womb doesn’t make you trans, it makes you a highlander.
It does when his Kuato-ass sry gene with my mom’s PCOS fucked me up 😘
Exposure to gun oil.
I tried on a bra as a joke and couldn’t figure out how to take it off.
Let me guess: You also use
vim?
My autism diagnosis
Witch dropped me into bucket full of estrogen.
Where can I find this witch :3
my ass was just becoming way too big to fit “normal” male standards tbh
I heard you could win at sports so I went for it lol











