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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Wife: "Stop lubricating everything!"

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Wife: "Stop lubricating everything!"

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Dull Men's Club@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

I found a squeaky door so I got the oil and fixed it… Then did every door I could before my wife caught me.

Am I alone here? It’s so satisfying to just glide open!

Edit: She followed up with: “you’re enjoying yourself too much”
Damn straight I am. It’s the little things you have to enjoy!

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Mine is complaining that I’m way too excited for my new white paint marker and number 64 rubber bands. I just don’t get women…
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  She did also say “you’re enjoying yourself too much” right after catching me…
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    Stay strong, brother. Out of solidarity, I’m going to go label a few more things with my new white paint marker - purely out of spite.

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