Round and flat like a pancake, 12 centimeters (five inches) in diameter…

They look like big ass crackers:

Interesting I guess.

In my teens I farted on my best friends little brother. Made it natural. He was taking his turn playing a video game and sitting on the floor. I was standing talking to his brother. I leaned back a touch and let it rip on his shoulder.

His reaction was priceless. Horror and “aahhh I felt my shoulder vibrate!”

Especially gaming in porn…

I’d imagine that you could even take podcasts and run them through a speech recognition app much like visual voicemail does. This could then parse the text and flag a podcast for manual review by a human to ban an account, could even auto suspend the account until its challenged or reviewed. You don’t even need someone to listen to everything since Podcasts and usually spoke word.

Hell I bet I could build a pipeline to run on a local server in under a week that does this. Download the audio. Parse it into text. Then parse the text for any trigger words or phrases.

Most of my emails you can ignore after the first two or three sentences. Sometimes actual bullet points. Anyone who wants to know more details can read the body.

Subject: Update on project X

• successful with reanimating dead tissue.
• complications caused us to terminate all test subjects and sterilize the lab.
• no other issue. New processes pending next tabletalk exercise.

We successfully reanimated tissues in the lab. The virus went airborne and infected a lab rabbits. Said rabbit starting eating the others in when back in the cage. We terminated all the live test subjects and sterized the lab room. All staff were in full PPE with no compromise. Tabletalk is scheduled with department heads to plan next formula, safety and security procedures.

What we need is tax on vacant property. Make it a ladder system so its worse based on number of vacant units and value.

1. Its unprofessional.
2. Its gross. Saying something thats basically “gonna go take a dump” is unnecessary. Personally I don’t give two shits, but not everyone is as easygoing as me. Best to keep a professional hat on at work.

I did use it at work once and a single “Dude TMI” was all it took for me to stop. Online playing an MMO as a group is casual and often used as a trigger for a group break.

At work I just say “going to step away for a bit” and that’s all that’s needed.

Ditto. I grew up helping fix VCR by replacing displaced bands and gears. I knew to be careful not the let the magic smoke come out. Bad genie!

JUST DO IT

Be glad Will Smith turned down being Neo in The Matrix… To do Wild Wild West!

Oddly enough I enjoyed catch me if you can. Maybe because the movie was based on a true story. So more for the plot than anything.

Sadly I have to agree.

This is a gamer term. I’ve never heard it in a business environment. Even as a IT engineer.

The only time I hear rightsizing is for cloud resources. I’ve never heard of it in human resources. That sucks.

A fully loaded truck could exceed 10k vs a Honda at 3k. Math shows 55 mph for the Honda. A far cry from 130 mph

Either my source is wrong or memory. What’s the equivalent speed for a civic going 60? Or the speed of a fully loaded truck vs a 30 civic?

Getting hit by one of those trucks at 30 MPH has as much force as a Honda civic at 55 MPH.

Fuck modern pickups.

Search JOI on pornhub

I asked them where they got the thing to hold the umbrella straight up and transitioned to sharing struggles of beach gear. It was a bit humor with me chasing an umbrella tossed by the wind. Then books since they had some and a few other things.