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Gabe Bell@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

He has a point

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He has a point

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Gabe Bell@lemmy.world to tumblr@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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    1 month ago

    Can’t be real

    • aislopmukbang@sh.itjust.works
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      Never heard of self deprecating humor?

    • Gabe Bell@lemmy.worldOP
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      Why?

      Speaking as a straight, white guy you think there is a limit to the stupidity of straight, white guys?

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        I think this was more likely posted by a woman. But I can see this being real.

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          Well yeah, everyone knows that women are more stupid than men

          /s

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        Well supid straight white guys are just usually not THAT proud of their 3 inches.

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          You seriously underestimate, or overestimate, stupid, straight, white guys.

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            Ah yes, stupid straight guys are always bragging about having below average dicks and not exaggerating the size.

            What the hell is this comment lol

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              Maybe if you’re younger than 20… Actual adults don’t give a flying fuck.

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                You must run with an interesting crowd if you think it’s normal for lesser-endowed adults to publicly share their size lol

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                  Nah, just normal for adults to not be that embarassed by trivial BS.

                  Though I do suppose maturity has been on a steep decline lately…

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          Aww, it’s so cute, tho! (this is phrased as joke, but I’m also serious about it. Small dicks are seriously underrated).

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            Tell me about it :)

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              To the tune of Baby Got Back: I like, small, dicks and I cannot lie!

              But seriously, 3 inches are plenty. Just about the only sex act that’s going to be be more difficult with it is deepthroating, which most people can’t and won’t do anyway. Most other acts are usually the same or easier because there’s less ground to cover, and you’re less likely to get hurt when you’re receiving. Who needs to get their insides stretched? Not me.

              And it’s just cute!

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        Most stupid straight white guys don’t admit to having a small penis, even as a joke. It’s too immasculating. If its real I commend his confidence.

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          Hi. Stupid straight white guy here. Very proud of my small penis

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            As a bisexual woman I am also proud of my extremely small penis

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              As a transsexual woman I’m proud to have read about your penis.

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            You are one of the good ones

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          Yes we do 🤔

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          But many of us do. I’m always joking about packin a tic tac. It’s not true, but it’s funny.

          Self-Deprecating humor is huge. You should try it. Highly recommend.

          But I do agree, there are some very loud and insecure guys who would be horrified by self depreciation.

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          Most but definitely not all. Once had a friend who proudly joked about his “4-inch punisher”. Seems like the sort of thing he wanted to get ahead of instead of letting other people talk about first

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          Yeah, if anything they exaggerate.

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            Maybe he is exaggerating :)

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      Im assuming you don’t use Instagram or TikTok because this is 1,000% something I would see there

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