Posadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months ago"SpaceX Starship will deliver so much propellant to LEO that fuel efficiency won't matter." --- Statements dreampt up by the delusionalhexbear.netimagemessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1133arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1133arrow-down1image"SpaceX Starship will deliver so much propellant to LEO that fuel efficiency won't matter." --- Statements dreampt up by the delusionalhexbear.netPosadas [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.net to Chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square60linkfedilinkfile-text
minus-squareLaughingLion [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months agoonce they get it 80% fueled china be like “oops sorry one of our satellites destabilized and booped your rocket our bad”
minus-squareProfessorOwl_PhD [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·3 months ago*Right before they start refuelling China be like “your rocket is in the way of our satellite” but Elon insists they’ll be done in time. Once they get it 80% fueled the rocket explodes, clearing the way for the satellite to pass through unscathed.
once they get it 80% fueled china be like “oops sorry one of our satellites destabilized and booped your rocket our bad”
*Right before they start refuelling China be like “your rocket is in the way of our satellite” but Elon insists they’ll be done in time. Once they get it 80% fueled the rocket explodes, clearing the way for the satellite to pass through unscathed.