Fines for illegal dumping decreased over past year with only 0.2% of incidents resulting in court action
  • purpleworm [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
    4·
    2 months ago

    I know what fly-tipping actually is, but it’s mildly funny to imagine a trend of hooligan kids sneaking up on sleeping flies to try to push them on their side, but it’s a fly so it just buzzes away immediately.

  • came_apart_at_Kmart [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netEnglish
    1·
    2 months ago

    brit/anglo slang for criminal/taboo behavior is wild. its like baby talk.

    fly-tipping: illegal dumping
    nonce: pedophile
    fiddle the lecky: tampering with the electric meter

    suggestion

    gabby blabby: blasting diarrhea in the face of a vicar

        • BanMeFromPosting [none/use name]@hexbear.netEnglish
          11·
          2 months ago

          You really finessed me. Slimed me with that response. Truly a devious lick. I might soon sleep with the fishes. I’m gonna have to jack and boost my way thru life to make it now. Hope noone narcs to the fuzz, lest I shall be bugging out doing time. The popo would surely send me to the big house if I don’t lose the heat. If I do get locked up then hopefully I can skim some bats from my bunkie, but maybe he’ll yeet me to the yard for being a grifter. Too bad you’re a wiseguy, otherwise I would have given you a chin check and drop you. Probably hide the body in my cousins chop shop.