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I mean, exactly half of those are actually true.
any female born after 1983 can’t cook… all they know is leaf litter, curl they shells up, scuttling, lay eggs, eat rotten plant matter and lie
Eat hot rotten plant matter and lie
It is cute when they curl up into a ball.
Shit, it happened again. I’ll get it right next time, I promise.
