• PieMePlenty@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    We just need biologically accelerated decryption mechanisms in our brain so we can read encrypted data directly. Keys are safely stored in a new organ which gets implemented at birth.

    • emeralddawn45@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      2 months ago

      “Sorry, your neural architecture is incompatible with 2028 society unless you opt in to this neuralink cerebral TPM which will allow for communication and decryption of all new media. Without this upgrade you will be limited to only communicate with legacy users and consume only vintage advertising content.”