i’m gonna make a game that’s just a character creator. it’s gonna be the most intricately designed creator ever, tons of menus and options, but it will be impossible to make a white straight cisgender man. If you try, you’ll get error messages or like a little Clippy assistant pops up and makes changes for you. The game wouldn’t tell you what’s happening or why. Also if by some miracle you do manage to thread a needle I didn’t account for and somehow make a cis-het man, the main game starts and all NPCs are queer and all they do is quiz you about Xi Jinping thought. And if you fail it boots you back to the main menu and you have to read 20 pages of yaoi before continuing. And the game is gonna be called something like “The Antidote to Wokeness”
i’m gonna make a game that’s just a character creator. it’s gonna be the most intricately designed creator ever, tons of menus and options, but it will be impossible to make a white straight cisgender man. If you try, you’ll get error messages or like a little Clippy assistant pops up and makes changes for you. The game wouldn’t tell you what’s happening or why. Also if by some miracle you do manage to thread a needle I didn’t account for and somehow make a cis-het man, the main game starts and all NPCs are queer and all they do is quiz you about Xi Jinping thought. And if you fail it boots you back to the main menu and you have to read 20 pages of yaoi before continuing. And the game is gonna be called something like “The Antidote to Wokeness”
Character Creation Simulator would do well on steam
I’ve been begging for this for years.
Saints Row 4 Inauguration Station
I spent a lot of hours on that tbh. Same with the one for SR5 and I never played the actual game.
the saints row reboot is awful by all accounts so you didn’t miss anything
make it yuri and now I want this
Give it a tony hawk game soundtrack and that’s a me playing ps2 as a kid simulator.