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10·5 months agoFrom Seizure Girl Tell Em (Coors) @SYNESTHEIZURE
Once a proud, intelligent Bolshevik asked an SR how it came to be that six lived in fear of seven. the buffoonish SR grimaced and, reactionarily, stammered out “six seven” while pretending to weigh his ignorance in his left hand against his fascist tendencies in his right. The Bolshevik dialectically reeducated the imbecilic peasant loving SR before him, explaining that the fear stemmed from seven’s consumption of nine’s labor. Still not understanding the Bolshevik stumbled before deciding to revise his answer (albeit notin a revisionist manner) and explained using a childish metaphor that “seven ate nine.” Cackling in glee the SR counted on his fingers, 7, 8, 9. Itis for this reason that executing SRs is not a cruelty but a kindness.
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I may be high rn, but im pretty sure im stupid
So there’s an old joke “why did is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven Eight (ate, as in consumed) Nine!”
There’s a trend among the youths now where they like saying “Six-Seven!” (not 67 but 6 and 7) really loudly because… reasons? Some soundcloud rapper did it I think.
The whole construction of this joke is that it’s written in the style of October Revolution era Marxist thinkers talking about a Bolshevik owning a Socialist Revolutionary but explaining that Seven has consumed Nine, but the SR just wants to say Six-Seven because he is a backwards revisionist.
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