I’d probably go with comfort food like a big plate of pasta with meat sauce and a side of piping hot garlic bread and a glass of wine, since I’m going to die, sobriety be damned.
10lbs of saffron. Give me my 45k meal ya bastards
Fancy
Immortality soup
Is there anything I can eat that would allow me to detonate with the power of an atom bomb?
Because i would pick that
Beans? Go out with a bang.
That fucked up fermented shark or fish whatever, some Lindberger cheese, and stinky tofu hot pot. Quadruple serving of each. I want to be so full of the nastiest smelling food on earth that everyone who comes remotely close to me will wretch like they just drank ipecac until they pass out. I want it to linger in their memory and haunt them the rest of their lives.
I’m what you might call a “sicko”.
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My moms Lasagna
Insofar as this is an extremely hypothetical question to begin with, I’m gonna say zhizhig galnash made from my own amputated flesh and otherwise vegan. If I get my leg amputated day-before I won’t exactly have a lot of time to miss it, so why not do something extremely shocking and taboo yet ethically perfectly fine? Get to taste something that most people will never get to experience. It’s not like I’ll have to live with the consequences, and if I die during the operation I won’t have missed much.
Shrimp tacos with avocado, lime, onion, grilled peppers, on a flour tortilla.
I’m allergic to literally everything I just mentioned.
That sounds dope, I love tacos
Before I developed this allergy I’d have tacos twice a week, I’d kill to eat tacos again. The best I can do with my allergy is calabacitas on corn and it just doesn’t hit the same.
Shame, you should be free to enjoy the shrimp taco
Just egg rolls. Just so many egg rolls. Endless egg rolls. A sea of egg rolls, so many goddamn egg rolls. An unholy, uncalcuable amount of egg rolls.
Hell yea, I’d kill for an eggy roll rn
Hash browns smothered in Sausage and bacon gravy, with a stack of pancakes. I willl wash that down with Makers Mark and Diet Coke.
Enchiladas. Red and green. New Mexican style. Endless supply of sopapilla with honey.
My grandmas fried leftover taters with whatever she put in them. Too bad nobody can make those anymore.
Depends on the method of execution. If it’s the electric chair, I’d want to be completely hydrated so the electricity flows better. Probably won’t matter too much, but I’d be looking for a big Gatorade and something light.
Legal injection? Some soul food to make me good and sleepy and, some they’d be chemically stopping my heart, hook up the cholesterol. Fried chicken, macaroni and cheese, and maybe some fried greens.
Gas? I dunno. Firing squad? They’re bringing it back. Beheading? For these it probably doesn’t matter. Cheeseburger and a Coke, can’t beat a classic.
mmmm cheeseburger
Porterhouse Steak, medium rare, on the rare side, Horseradish sauce, sauteed mushrooms
Baked potato, butter, cheese, bacon
Fresh green beans, slightly steamed with butter and rosemary
Garden Salad
Buffalo Wings, hot, with Bleu cheese dressing
Pecan Pie, Peach cobbler, vanilla ice cream
Yuegling eer, Cabernet Sauvignon
