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  • ConstableJelly@beehaw.org
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    1 year ago

    Funniest:

    “Once you’ve had one baby, that one needs a friend! Then that next one needs an enemy, which means you’ll need a fourth to be a peacemaker, unless the first one steps up to the task.”

    Saddest:

    “The more children we have in schools, the greater your chance someone else’s kid will get shot.”