Sine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agoAnon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square61linkfedilinkarrow-up1146arrow-down19file-textcross-posted to: greentext@sh.itjust.works
arrow-up1137arrow-down1imageAnon thinks about wheatsh.itjust.worksSine_Fine_Belli@lemmy.world to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square61linkfedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: greentext@sh.itjust.works
minus-squarehansolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18arrow-down1·2 months agoWheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick. Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
minus-squareprotist@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 months agoRice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
minus-squareidiomaddict@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 months agoCorn is the fanciest grass
minus-squarepotoooooooo ✅️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoMy bamboo fields disagree.
minus-squaremmmac@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoBamboo is just world dominating grass tbh
Wheat is just fancy grass. People learned how to process wheat before they learned how to wipe their asses with a communal sponge on a stick.
Wheat calories are what unlocked the big brain thinking that first said, “Guys, let’s put just ONE sponge on a stick. And share it!”
Rice is just fancy grass, too. So are oats, barley, and rye. All fancy grass
Corn is the fanciest grass
My bamboo fields disagree.
Bamboo is just world dominating grass tbh