no
Although this story may not be true, I unequivocally believe that this is something a 4chan poster would do.
This is one of the few posts that do not contain falsehood
It’s certainly gay though.
4chan should have stayed dead
True and Hetrosexual.
Using the breadstick to dislodge the breadstick
exactly. just a few hours later. have some dairy and coffee and there we go.
Through similar logic, I developed an acute case of hamster colony.
Should have used fish hooks instead.
I believe your ass is designed to get things out of your body.
if it’s hard/crispy and jagged or pointy, like where it broke, it can be stuck for long and cause internal bleeeding.
maybe just don’t shove random things up your butt.
i mean it wasn’t “random” was it? it was known to be a tasty treat beforehand.
by “random” i meant “not intended for rectal insertion”. for example:
okay: butt plug with flared base.
bad: crunchy food.
yeah but does the restaurant come with unlimited butt plugs like it does breadsticks? gotta make hay when the sun shines…
would be a hell of a restaurant tho
He said bread stick not pretzel.
you get pretzels in soft and crunchy as well
But you said hard, jagged, pointy which does not describe a bread stick.
yes, unless it’s broken.
if you have any medical staff in your friend circle you just know this one’s true 😂
Pfft, what a noob. Enema to moisten the breadstick and then just play the waiting game.
How do you think I got that half of a baguette out?
I appreciate the clarification.
Yet another reason to own a bidet
