Don’t let the current vice president near it.

Well, that actually explains this chair I saw at Goodwill yesterday…

bad robot voice: “Please, sit on my face.”

Hot couch guy

I’ve seen so many weed memes where it’s actually describing salvia. Salvia absolutely will turn you into a couch. It turned me into a literal clock. Y’all might want to make sure you aren’t visiting the Shepherdess by accident lmao

EDIT: That last part is a joke, but Dominic Milton Trott, author of “The Drug User’s Bible” was caught by surprise by salvia because he thought it was some sort of cannabinoid when he bought it.

…It was 50x.