The word you’re looking for is “burning”.
I could understand it if it was a cat.
(This comment is parodying an earlier post from Lady butterfly with the opposite sentiment)
Haha i feel famous
I would fall in love as well. Which is a problem, because I’m straight.

Oh please honey, nobody is that straight.
Not with that attitude.
Who the hell downvotes these? Anyhoo, I had a good chuckle.
I try to give the benefit of the doubt and assume sometimes someone doesn’t notice while scrolling.
I don’t know if it’s how I hold my phone or what, but sometimes I accidentally hit the down arrow and don’t realize it until I scroll back by.
Raccoons “swipe to downvote” sometimes feels super sensitive. Like, I don’t even see the post slide over at all, but it took it as activating.
Maybe they’re upset at the original Chinese myth of the little mermaid. Or maybe the hate Disney. Or maybe they have a phobia of water or burning boats. Who’s to say
burningon fire boats




