Vice President JD Vance is opening up about his relationship with wife Usha Vance after the second lady was recently seen without her wedding ring. On at least two occasions, the 39-year-old lawyer stepped out ringless — but has claimed via a spokesperson that she “forgets her ring sometimes,” especially because she is “a mother […]
If I was Usha I would confirm the sofa rumours on my way out just for fun. Or imply that actually hes into way weirder stuff.
He can’t disprove it, it’ll fuck with his entire legacy, and you can just say you weren’t into it and his insistence was patt of what broke you up.
He once had a threesome with a loveseat AND a lazy boy recliner, sick pig.
He builds furniture forts that his kids aren’t allowed in
“He’s banned from IKEA for a reason”
He has a custom made ottoman. He claims the hole in the center is a beer cozy.
Jeri Ryan did that with her ex (legitimately , as far as I know) and it dominoed into Obama becoming president.
Which makes her a war criminal by proxy, but we forgive her. Actually I thought it wasnt that she told people, but that her divorce paperwork was public.