You can’t sell a tree for $50,000.
Health care has elastic demand. Let’s try to sell it as a health care device. new price $100,000.
Well if you asked what’s wrong with tree… it’s really uneffective in making oxygen :<
Here’s some explanation by Be Smart https://youtu.be/DZ_T4zMBx6E
can we have both? trees are more natural to have around, but these looks cool af
Well, algae is better at making oxygen…
Plus it will double as a food source for all the poor people. Corporate is going to love this new marketing campaign. We will sell it as a subscription, but also call it open source In an ending World Hunger campaign. can’t miss. Get in now!
Trees destroy infrastructure with their roots.
Good.
Yeah who needs plumbing, electricity and Internet for anything right?
If you can’t build them without getting in a trees was you don’t deserve them. I have loads of trees on my street and they’re not destroying anything.
Your experience is not universal.
I assure you that the experience of not having your infrastructure destroyed by trees because you didn’t build your infrastructure next to trees is absolutely universal. Having your infrastructure destroyed by trees because you put all your infrastructure in a fucking stupid place right next to a tree is also universal.
You do realize this entire conversation is about planting trees in urban areas, right?
And there’s literally an industry built around removing tree roots from drain lines. You’re lucky that your trees haven’t fucked things up yet, but live in that house long enough and they will.
I’m not saying trees are bad, I’m saying trees are bad to plant next to streets and sidewalks because the root systems they grow cause significant damage. If you’ve never seen the impact of tree roots on roads and sidewalks, you need to pay more attention to your surroundings.
I live in an urban area, in a house slightly over 200 years old - I promise you the trees aren’t going to suddenly cause a problem now.
I’m saying trees are bad to plant next to streets and sidewalks because the root systems they grow cause significant damage.
And i’m saying you’re a fucking idiot who doesn’t know anything, doesn’t try the most basic techniques to build around the trees instead of on top of them, then starts crying about how the mean trees are destroying everything. Some 10 metres from my door a tree is growing directly out of the pavement and hasn’t destroyed it because it was given plenty of embankment space to grow into instead.
Don’t cry that I don’t know what I’m saying just because you’ve never experienced properly built infrastructure.
I’m going to drink a gallon of this stuff, and never have to breathe again.
Fun fact: Some types of Algae like Chlorella are actually safe to eat and nutritious (they sell it dried as a nutritional supplement).
