Zaraki42@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 5 months agoCredit to Ricky Hawkins | Inky Rickshawlemmy.caimagemessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up1129arrow-down12file-text
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minus-squareanachrohack@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up18·5 months agoMerchant: “Gee, I wonder where all my stuff went? My shelves are all completely empty!” Me: “Hey good morning, would you like to buy everything that the merchant down the street owns?”
minus-squarehelpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoDown the street? I just sell it to the merchant I stole it from!
minus-squareNelots@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·5 months ago“What’s that, how did the unique, one of a kind golden claw that I just returned to you end up in my inventory? You’re mistaken this isn’t the golden claw. It’s the… gilded claw. Very different. Wanna buy it?”
minus-squareTachyonTele@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up2·5 months agoI used to be an adventurer like you unt- hey! Where’s my knee?
Merchant: “Gee, I wonder where all my stuff went? My shelves are all completely empty!”
Me: “Hey good morning, would you like to buy everything that the merchant down the street owns?”
Down the street? I just sell it to the merchant I stole it from!
“What’s that, how did the unique, one of a kind golden claw that I just returned to you end up in my inventory? You’re mistaken this isn’t the golden claw. It’s the… gilded claw. Very different. Wanna buy it?”
Must have been the wind
I used to be an adventurer like you unt- hey! Where’s my knee?
Just follow the arrows