An apparent male lawyer, who committed fraud, seems to at some point have told this woman – who’s sexual preference I’m not even vaguely concerned with – that she’s part of a lesbian cabal of witches… who are specifically trying to destroy… his marriage…
Huh. That’s some fuckin outerdimensional level of mental gymnastics right there, holy raging badgerfuck
“We are a powerful cabal of witches who wield the unlimited powers of Satan.”
“Yes! What shall we do, then?”
“Why, fuck up Gary’s marriage of course!”
Do you think they’re related to the sinister gay cabals that are responsible for Figgis’ room arrangements in Archer?
🤔 … could be…
With our powers combined…
Ah, at last, the truth behind the Gay Agenda^by ^Lisa ^Frank ™
No higher calling, no greater purpose. Fuck your marriage specifically, Gary!
Job well done lads. Off we go.
Job well done lads.
Hahaha the rest was funny, but somehow that tipped me over the edge, the image of the cabal of lesbians referring to each other as lads.
He’s such a nice guy, he’d never have sinful thoughts about her of his own accord. Lawyer senses kicked in, ipso facto, quod erat demonstrandum, abra cadabra: witchcraft.
I guess the treat vector would be that they’d be Magicking Her Into A Lesbian
Hmm interesting that people who make conspiracies about LGBTQ+ people are usually ones doing some scams or something worse hmm interesting, I wonder why?
You’re gonna get a kick out of the so very ironic overlaps between reich winger conventions and massive spikes in Grindr traffic in said areas during such. Whatever could it mean?!
It means that I have more low quality prospects to sort through to find a decent lay. The Republican Butt Monsters are quite easy to spot but it still takes effort I would rather spend relating to healthy human beings.
Every accusation is an admission, as always
God I wish I had the context though
Here’s her original message:
The lesbian witch cabal can’t stop winning
I would like to point out that Thanos made some guy’s life miserable just because. So a cabal of lesbian witches looking to destroy someone’s marriage is just as much possible. And I say this with the consideration that both are fictional and thus not bound by the rules of reality.
<snap>
I wanna party with a lesbian witch cabal.
One of them would be really good at fixing cars and machines, one of them would be real into gardening, one of them would be very bookish.
They could borrow my wife anytime for use in their evil sex magic. We’d get up to hijinks and shit.
Next time I visit my favorite adult video site, I am definitely searching for lesbian witch cabal.
You wish you were as awesome as this guy thinks you are.
