• TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    3 months ago

    There’s something extra fun about this post in that alcohol taken anally is far more effective since it bypasses the digestive tract and gets absorbed directly into the blood stream from the colon. Like 2 oz vodka mixed with 4 oz lubricant shot up in an enema will have you SMASHED. So having a few glasses of wine put up there will make that a very memorable Thanksgiving.

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      3 months ago

      I remember a case a few years ago where a woman was charged with manslaughter or something similar in the death of her husband. He wasn’t supposed to have alcohol at all for medical reasons but really wanted it. At his request she gave him an alcohol enema which killed him. IIRC they had been warned specifically against doing that, which was part of why she was charged.

  • Asafum@feddit.nl
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    3 months ago

    I can’t help but imagine a table full of people holding their glasses up to cheer and one person upside down with their bare ass in the air lol

  • swab148@lemm.ee
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    3 months ago

    Since no one’s answered the question, yes it would show up on a test.